- May Day - Double duty for this pagan/'workers" Holiday. Get your Maypole out comrade. Workers of the World Unite!
- 25 October - Comrade, the Soviet Union may be dead but the revolution continues. We still have about 100 million U.I.'s (useful idiots) in the United States and based on our test case in Hondurus, the President is a big fan of the revolution.
- Union Day... errr... Labor Day - Get out your baseball bats and 2X4s. It's time to persuade another group of employees into the ways of collectivism. Once our fellow union brother in the White House makes it illegal for private voting, we will be able to apply a little more "persuasion." The future is bright!
Heat up the grills.
-Think men, think.