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"Hi, I'm Karen H. and I'm a Racism Addict."
Jesse, Al, Kanye, etc...:
"Hi Karen."
Karen:
"I'm so grateful to my friends, who showed me the drivel I was spewing on T.V.. I mean, I'm a JOURNALISM PROFESSOR and I didn't check my sources on 'the top 10 racist comments made by Rush Limbaugh.' That must have been the day I hit rock bottom. I actually said, 'look it up on the internet?' My addiction has made me a disgrace to my profession and to my race."
Jesse:
"I know what you mean, sista. When I shook down all those companies for my Rainbow Coalition it was a great life. The women, the booze, the parties. But I just couldn't look in the mirror anymore."
Kanye:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people? I said that! I really sounded like a moron."
Karen:
"I actually believed that if someone criticized Pres. Obama they were racist."
Jeremiah:
"Did I say Conda-sleaze-a Rice from the pulpit?"
Al:
"Yeah, and I defended you on Fox News."
Kanye:
"...they've given them permission to shoot them?!"
Karen:
"I even said Rush Limbaugh had 'visions of plantations' because he wanted to own a NFL football team. So what's the next step. Do I need to make amends, apologize..."
Jesse:
"Are you crazy? We don't have to apologize. We have been forgiven by the American People. Pardoned and justified!"
Karen:
"Really?"
Al:
"Jesse's right. No one will demand anything from you. In fact, your craziness will give you the leverage you need to guilt every white liberal into giving in to whatever you want."
Jeremiah:
"This is a two step program. Step one, admit you have a problem. Step two, learn how to exploit it towards destroying your political enemies. God da... bless America!"
Everyone but Kanye burts into hysterical laughter.
Kanye:
"...George Bush... doesn't... care..."
-Think men, think.