"Hi, I'm Karen H. and I'm a Racism Addict."
Jesse, Al, Kanye, etc...:
"I'm so grateful to my friends, who showed me the drivel I was spewing on T.V.. I mean, I'm a JOURNALISM PROFESSOR and I didn't check my sources on 'the top 10 racist comments made by Rush Limbaugh.' That must have been the day I hit rock bottom. I actually said, 'look it up on the internet?' My addiction has made me a disgrace to my profession and to my race."
"I know what you mean, sista. When I shook down all those companies for my Rainbow Coalition it was a great life. The women, the booze, the parties. But I just couldn't look in the mirror anymore."
"George Bush doesn't care about black people? I said that! I really sounded like a moron."
"I actually believed that if someone criticized Pres. Obama they were racist."
"Did I say Conda-sleaze-a Rice from the pulpit?"
"Yeah, and I defended you on Fox News."
"...they've given them permission to shoot them?!"
"I even said Rush Limbaugh had 'visions of plantations' because he wanted to own a NFL football team. So what's the next step. Do I need to make amends, apologize..."
"Are you crazy? We don't have to apologize. We have been forgiven by the American People. Pardoned and justified!"
"Jesse's right. No one will demand anything from you. In fact, your craziness will give you the leverage you need to guilt every white liberal into giving in to whatever you want."
"This is a two step program. Step one, admit you have a problem. Step two, learn how to exploit it towards destroying your political enemies. God da... bless America!"
Everyone but Kanye burts into hysterical laughter.
"...George Bush... doesn't... care..."
-Think men, think.